Matt Pollock, Oh Yes!

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FUCK YEAH, MATT POLLOCK!

Fuck Yeah that’s a Matt Pollock Survey!

BASICS:

FULL NAME:  Matthew Scott Pollock

BIRTHDATE: March 8, 1984

PLACE OF BIRTH: Greenwich, CT (Grew up in Milford, CT)

SIBLINGS: 1 older awesome sister

ANY PETS: Not at the moment. Really want a dog now.

SHOE SIZE: 10 

FAVORITES:

T.V. SHOW: Arrested Development, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia

MOVIE: Tough question. So I’ll give you the two movies that inspired me to become a filmmaker the most: Scream, American Beauty

GENRE OF MUSIC: Too hard to pick just one

MUSICIAN: Gale Beggy

ACTOR/ACTRESS: Audrey Hepburn

CHILDHOOD CARTOON CHARACTER: Donald Duck

COLOR: Blue 

FIRSTS:

CELEBRITY CRUSH: Elizabeth Shue (Adventures In Babysitting)

PET: A goldfish

KISS: Rachel, while a stadium full of people went nuts cheering. (A basketball game was on the tv at the time)

CONCERT: Jurassic 5

CAR: Never owned a car. Drove my mom’s minivan a lot. Yes, a minivan. 

SCHOOL:

WHAT WERE YOU CLASSIFIED AS (NERD, JOCK, BULLY, CLOWN, ETC): Nerd and Jock. I got along with almost all the groups.

FAVORITE SUBJECT: Math (Algebra)

LEAST FAVORITE SUBJECT: Science (Chemistry)

TEACHER THAT IMPACTED YOUR LIFE THE MOST: D. Young, Mrs. R., and Ms. Hudson. All 3 for the same, but separate reasons.

WERE YOU POPULAR OR MORE RESERVED: Somewhere in the middle 

RANDOMS:

SHARE SOMETHING EMBARRASSING: In 5th grade I once thought it would be funny to sneeze on the girl I liked. Turns out at the moment I was wrong. Looking back I was so right, though.

EVER REALLY BEEN IN LOVE: Yes

LEAST FAVORITE CHORE GROWING UP: Dishes

DID YOU GET AN ALLOWANCE: No

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR LAST MEAL ON EARTH TO BE: Franks Pizza

DID YOU HAVE ANY EMBARRASSING NICKNAMES GROWING UP: Not really. In baseball they called me Dino, which got embarrassing as I got older, but it went away.

WHAT IS YOUR WORST HABIT: Probably one of the two I’ve had since I was a kid.

WHO IS THE FIRST PERSON YOU CALL WHEN YOU HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM: Depends on the problem, I usually deal with them myself. Either that or one of my roommates.

WHAT IS IN YOUR POCKET RIGHT NOW: 2 dollars in quarters (don’t ask) and my iphone.

IF YOU DIDN’T WORK FOR CH, WHAT JOB COULD YOU SEE YOURSELF DOING (MEDIA FIELDS EXCLUDED): Well if I couldn’t be involved in filmmaking, I guess something to do with baseball or photography.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR:  Watch graduatespilot.com over and over again.

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